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Boyzone - picture of you

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Drama Bhs Sunda

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Adeku yg Cileupeung

Boyzone - picture of you

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Didn't they say that I would make a mistake
Didn't they say you were gonna be trouble
People told me you were too much to take
I couldn't see it, I didn't want to know

I let you in, and you let me down
You messed me up and you turned my life around
Left me feeling I had nowhere to go
I was alone how was I to know that

You would be there when I needed somebody
You would be there the only one could help

I had a picture of you in my mind
Never knew it could be so wrong
Why'd it take me so long just to find
The friend that was there all along

Who'd believe that after all we've been through
I'd be able to put my trust in you
Goes to show you can forgive and forget
Looking back I have no regrets cos

You would be there when I needed somebody
You would be there the only one could help me

I had a picture of you in my mind
Never knew it could be so wrong
Why'd it take me so long just to find
The friend that was there all along

You would be there when I needed somebody
You would be there the only one could help me

I had a picture of you in my mind
Never knew it could be so wrong
Why'd it take me so long just to find
The friend that was there all along

Had a picture of you in my mind
Never knew it could be so wrong
Why'd it take me so long just to find
The friend that was there all along

Had a picture of you in my mind, all along
Never knew it could be so wrong, all along
Why'd it take me so long just to find

Drama Bhs Sunda

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Terjurig - Jurig


Dina tiisna peuting salah sahiji stasion televise swasta bade ngalaksanakeun salah sahiji acarana nyaeta “Terjurig – Jurig”. Nu bade di laksankeun ku Joko nu jadi MC sarta Ranto nu jadi kameramenna. Acarana langsung di mulai.

Joko : “Wilujeung sonten pamirsa, papendak deui sareng abdi Joko Panci dinu acara terjurig-jurig. Ayeuna abdi nuju aya di hutan bolenang anu konon hutan ieu angker jeung didieu oge aya jurig hideung.”

(kameramen kalakah pupuiran jeung henteu nyokot gambar)

Joko : “Ranto, kadieu ! cokot gambar urang !”

Ranto : “Sabar kang ! Urang rek santai heula !”

Joko : “Cokot gambar urang !! …. Hapunteun pamiarsa tadi aya kalepatan teknis ti kami. Hayu ayeuna urang pilarian jalmi-jalmi anu gaduh nyali kanggo di uji di hutan ieu.”

(Pencarian pun di mulai)

Joko : “To, tuh aya jelema, urang tanya !”

(aya seseorang anu keur nganggur di sisi jalan)

Joko : “Kang, punten nganggu. Tiasa abdi terang nami akang ?”

(sabari sasalaman)

Rozak : “Abdi Rozak. Aya naonnya ?”

Joko : “Kieu, abdi ti acara “Terjurig-jurig” mungkin akang gaduh nyali ngiringan tantangan ieu !”

(kameramen mendesak joko)

Joko : “Ranto, geser saeutik ! ieu kamera ngahalangan !”

Ranto : “Oh punten teu kahaja !”

Rozak : “Ooh ! ieu acara “Terjurig-jurig” anu uji nyali eta nu meunang hadiah Rp. 10.000.000 tea ? berarti urang abus TV euy !! oyy mak , urang lebet TV !!!”

Ranto : “Woy !!!”

Rozak : “Ohh,,, punten atuh !!”

Joko : “Kumaha kang, akang wani teu ?”

Rozak : “Kumahanya ? nya atos we abdi ngiringan, abdi tarima tantanganna !”

Joko : “Tapi kang, mun bade ngiringan acara ieu kedah mayar heula.”

Rozak : “Sabaraha mayarna ?”

Joko : “Murah , ngan Rp. 200.000.”

Rozak : “Waduh ??? gede pisan euy sakitu mah!! Cing bener weh atuh kang ??? tapi nya wios lah nupenting mah meunang Rp. 10.000.000.”

Joko : “Tah bener ! lamun akang lulus ujian ieu ,, akang meunang duit Rp. 10.000.000.”

Ranto : “Nya tos atuh ,,, ayeuna urang ka tempat tujuanna !”

(kabehanana indit ka hutan bolenang)

Joko : “Tah didieu tempat uji nyalina !”

Rozak : “Waduh… didieu tempatna ??? meuni kuatka sieun kieu !!!bulu kuduk urang nepikeun ka nantung !!”

(bari gemeter)

Joko : “Kumaha ? akang siap teu kanggo ngiringan tantangan ieu ?? mun siap, mana duitna heula, baru akang di uju !!”

Rozak : “Ieu kang !!”

Joko : “Nya, kan mun kieumah, hayu urang saksikeun acara uji nyali ieu !! hayu, to !!”

Ranto : “OK Sip !!!”

(kameramen keneh cicing)

Joko : “Ranto ??? Kadieu ~!~!~!~”

Ranto : “Nya lah !!”

(uji nyali pun berlangsung)

Joko jeung Ranto mantau si Rozak nu keur uji nyali. Tapi cigana si Rozak teh teu sieun. Jadi we Joko jeung Ranto teh ngarasa bose.

Joko : “Ah si Rozak cigana teu sieuneun uji nyali teh.”

Ranto : “Bener pisan jadi bosen kieu carana mah. Kumaha lamun urang cokot heula kopi, ambeh teu tunduh.”

Joko : “Ah satuju pisan. Hayu atu, tapi alarm heula bisi kamalinaan nginum kopi kan watir si Rozak sorangan.”

Ranto : “Okehlah.”

Langsung Joko jeung Ranto ninggalkeun tempat mantauna. Apek teh si Rozak ngarasa bosen jeung tunduh.

Rozak : “Ah bosen uji nyali teh. Malahkah jadi tunduh kieu euy.

Huuuuuaaaaah geus 5 watt kieu euy (sabari heuay) ah ngalenyap heula we ah.

Teu karasa tos 3 jam langsung we Joko jeung Ranto langsung lumpat ka tempat pantauan.

Joko : “Wah bener, si Rozak jagoan pisan. Teu sieuneun pisan.”

Ranto : “Bener. Hayu urang sampeurkeun si Rozak

(sabari lulumpatan)

Apek teh si Rozak ngalindur gugulitikan di handapeun pohon nu gede eta.

Joko : “Astagfirulloh eta si Rozak kunaon??? Gugulitikan kitu.”

Ranto : “Meureun eta mah kasurupan.”

Joko : “Bisi urang ngilu kasurupan hayu urang kabur.”

Ranto : “Hayu atu. Gancang kabur…………”

Langsung we kaduana lumpat sabri ngucapkeun astagfiruloh sababaraha kali.”

Teu karasa panon poe geus bijil deui. Si Rozak ngagorejat hudang tina kulemna nu pikaaneheun

Rozak : “Huaaah alah kasarean euy. Tapi bae ketang urang geus pasti meunang 10jt. Hehehe

Woy urang geus leuwih ti 3 jam yeuh.” (sabari gogoakan)

Tapi suasanana teh asa teu aya sasaha ciganu tos di tinggalkeun.

Rozak : “Woy atu woy kamarana(sabari unsrak – insrek rek ceurik) atu urang rugi EMAAA.”

Ahirna si Rozak uih ka bumina sabari ceurik.


Adeku yg Cileupeung

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20 Juli 2009


ini crita dlu yg prnah di alamin sih tp hrus di publikasikan


pd mlam itu sya byasa lah maming hehehe

pas bru jam ternyata banyak nyamuk nyerbu kamar
suara hiung* pun bergema di telinga
tp aneh adeku (biyan) nyenyak bgt tdur.a

ya udah sya langsung pke lotion anti nyamuk tkut bntol* di gigit nyamuk
tdak lama berselang adeku yg sedang tdur bgun lagi karena tdur.a k ganggu nyamuk lalu adiku ngomong

"a msih ada soffel da soalna bnyk nyamuk ih" kta dya smbil garuk* yg bentol*

"ngga ada tlat kmu magh." jawab sya

"ah si aa mah teu ngagehan (bhs sunda dri ga di sisain) ari baygon semprot ada?" tanya adeku

ngapain nanyain baygon semprot???
oh mungkin mau nyemprotin tiap sudut kamar

"ada tuh d.ruang tamu......" smbil nunjukin di sebelah mana letak baygon tsbt.

"oh ya udah ath." jwb dya dg polosnya


lalu c'biyan pergi aj k ruang tamu utk mengambil baygon semprot di ruang tamu

tak lama kmudian terdengar suara smprotan nyamuk
srooooooooot srooooooot sroooooot
loh qo c byan nyemprotin baygon.a ruang tamu pkir sya


lngsung sya nghampirin c byan di ruang tamu dg buru*

trnyata apa gerangan
c byan nyemprotin baygon ke badan.a sndri


astagfiruloh apa yg sya liat di malam itu
krain itu mimpi trnyata bnar itu c byan lg nyemprotin baygon ke bdan.a sndiri

lngsung sya bertanya kpd c byan "yan ari kmu nanaonan? pke nyomprotin baygon k bdan segala?"

dya lngsung ngjwb dg polos.a "nha ga bleh gtu? da kn gaada soffel ya udah pke ajj yg ada"

"ari kmu teh bego tolol atau cileupeung sih" tanya sya rada di bentak*

"gmana aa we yg pnting skrg ga akan ada nyamuk yg berani nyamperin sya" kt byan

ah di dlam hti biar c byan yg mlakukan apapun sya ga peduli asal dya bahagia
dsar adeku yg satu ini cileupeungna naudzubillah...........